Emily, 20s, UK

I talk about running a lot. I like the things that people on tumblr like. No one cares cause I don't use photoshop

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I write things

so i really liked the idea behind this week’s doctor who but i spent the whole episode annoyed by the clunky way that clara met the other characters. also the end just sort of…happened?

doing a buffy rewatch - just saw the episode where buffy dances with zander which makes me so mad

obv buffy is suffering after being killed by the master but that is a thing that normal human people can’t understand and i get so mad at buffy in that scene for normal human reasons. it’s mean to angel, it’s mean to zander and it is SO SO SO mean to willow i cannot even and i get irrationally cross

i keep seeing those gifs of tom hiddleston dancing on chatty man and every time i become more and more impressed by james corden’s reaction to the frankly ridiculous situation

Best Advice For Writers


These are very best pieces of advice ever given to me by other writers. 

1. Writing is the easiest part. It’s the author shit that’s hard. (Ian Rankin)

2. Never, ever diet on tour. (Kate Atkinson)

3. Don’t believe anything film people say until you’re at the première, watching the credits roll. (Christopher Fowler)

4. Fuck ‘em. You’re fabulous. (Joolz Denby)

5. You’re never too old to send a fan letter to someone you love, or too much in a hurry to stop for ice cream. (Ray Bradbury)

6. Always check you’ve been paid. If they can screw you over, they will. (Brian Aldiss)

7. There’s no such thing as a large whiskey. (Seamus Heaney)

8. Shy of the Press? Wear a hat. Then, whenever you take it off, nobody will recognize you. (Terry Pratchett)

9. You want to be an explorer? Explore. (Robin Hanbury-Tenison)

10. If you do more exercise, you can drink more wine. (Naomi Alderman)


Kumail Nanjiani


when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

my friend just started a new job and got let go after a week and they haven’t even told her why. she gave up another full time permanent job for this one and i am just so pissed off. so fucking mean. fuckin adult life fuckin sucks.